Thursday, October 21, 2010
The Royal & The Clueless - Episode 19
On the last episode of The Royal & The Clueless, Prince William caught girlfriend Kate Middleton in Enrique's clutches. In an effort to avoid future awkward situations, Enrique was sent on a global tour to promote awareness of the lack of Party Supplies in Third World Countries. Enrique, recently returned from his tour, demoralized but with a thicker skin, tries to avoid Kate - to no avail.
Enrique: (*sigh*) Bono refused to meet with me
Kate: You think you have problems!
Enrique notes that Kate is pouting. Her mother Carole sits beside Kate, consoling her.
Enrique: What is it now?
Kate: (whimpering) William (*sob*) says (*sob*) his 'whole heart is with the Army' (*sob*)
Enrique smolders as he considers this new development
Carole: Nothing to fret about dear.
Carole suddenly visibly brightens
Carole: The word 'Army' must be code for Kate!
Enrique shakes his head
Kate: Oh Mummy, what will I do?
Carole: You'll just have to take a different approach, that's all.
Carole thinks for a moment and comes up with an idea.
Carole: We'll have to put you in camouflage!
Enrique: What?
Carole: They wear camouflage in the Army, right?
Enrique: Well, yes but..
Kate: Oh that's a brilliant idea!
Carole: We'll get you all kitted out! Vest, helmet, machine gun, the works!
Kate, looks hopeful. Enrique looks anxious. He rubs the scar from the stapler incident in episode 7
Enrique: Mrs Middleton?
Carole (gathering momentum): We'll sign you up for tank driving lessons!
Kate: Yes, Mummy! yes!!
Enrique kneels before Kate and takes her hands in his.
Enrique: Kate, do you think this is a sign?
Kate: A sign of what?
Enrique: You've given up everything, you've taken voice lessons and still...
Carole: (firmly) Never mind! I will not give up! It will be worth it in the end!
Kate: (confused) What?
Enrique: (delicately) Kate, maybe it's time to face reality?
Carole: Don't give up now Kate! The prize is in sight!
Enrique: No, Kate, don't...
Kate looks from her mother to Enrique, unsure of what to do next. Carole helps Kate to her feet and leads Kate away.
Carole: Kate, maybe Daddy can give you flying lessons....
Enrique gets up slowly and sighs
Enrique: I quit
Will Enrique really quit when there's so much potential in the storyline? Does Kate look good in camouflage? Will she learn how to drive a tank? Will she finally face reality?
Find out on the next episode of The Royal & The Clueless.
© Marilyn Braun 2010
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